The Helsinki Complaints Choir

Here are just some of the gems from the Helsinki Complaints Choir:

• "We always lose to Sweden in hockey and Eurovision."
  
• "Why is the 'Metre Pizza' only half a metre long?" (and have you ever measured a Subway 6 inch? They're not. Obviously measured by a male!)
  
• "There is always a tall man in front of me!" (City Choir members can relate to that one!)
  
• "Nice shirts get discoloured in the wash...but ugly shirts never do."
  
• "I don't get laid enough..."
  
• "My husband snores too loud...and my wife always complains!"